Final Sky Hamster Character Bios Probably

[et_pb_section fb_built=”1″ _builder_version=”3.22.3″][et_pb_row _builder_version=”3.22.3″ background_size=”initial” background_position=”top_left” background_repeat=”repeat”][et_pb_column type=”1_3″ _builder_version=”3.0.47″][et_pb_image src=”http://rageapples.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/Sky_Hamster.jpg” alt=”Sky Hamster” _builder_version=”3.22.5″][/et_pb_image][/et_pb_column][et_pb_column type=”2_3″ _builder_version=”3.0.47″][et_pb_text _builder_version=”3.22.5″ background_size=”initial” background_position=”top_left” background_repeat=”repeat”] Sky Hamster Real name is Timmy Seedsplitter. Young Timmy is the current heir to the Sky Hamster legacy. A legacy of greatness forged through heroic deeds and microwave radiation. Timmy becomes a Sky Hamster through an […]

Hamsters, Cactus Spartans, and Depressed Manatees

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A Desperate Plea for the Return of a Hero

There is a legend. Mortals dare not speak of it beyond whisper. Stories are told by campfire of deeds once done. Wrongs once righted. Dragons once slain. The legend, once real, has moved on leaving nothing but rumor and hope in her wake. But evil has returned. The day is no longer safe and the […]

Walsh Brother Challenge 2012™

Many years ago as children my brother and I were out shopping with our mother. My brother comes running to me, his eyes wide with excitement. “You gotta come see this!” he exclaimed. I followed him, trying to keep up with his frantic pace. What could be so amazing? We were kids what the fuck […]

Gigunda the Destroyer

To the folks who are now in charge of my cat’s well being, I congratulate you on your acquisition. She is by far the best cat in all the land and she will show you a love the likes of which you have never seen. My father and brother probably told you this already and […]

Sex Cookies: Add a New Layer of Emotion to Your Next Rape

One summer in a family pizza shop it was discovered that the gift of freshly baked cookies could affect a victim’s perception of what just happened after getting raped. There are two disciplines: cookies before the rape and cookies after. Both techniques fuck with the mind in very different ways. Cookies before the rape The […]

The Birth of the Shaman of the Seven Winds

Some say it’s a myth, others say it’s a housewife. I say it’s the winds giving us messages from the future. And there are seven of those things so listen up! The mystical shaman was born during the Dance of the Laughing Fire in the year 5. It was the largest gathering of Indians who […]